Off to yet another budget meeting at the Coffee Haven, the President of the Garden Club was tempted to use strong language.

The watering ban, seethed the President of the Garden Club, would happen just as the "America In Bloom" plantings were installed.

Ironically, the sister of the President of the Garden Club lives in a Manhattan 15th-floor apartment, sans even a terrace.

The President of the Garden Club deplores the premature bolting of the broccoli.

The President of the Garden Club finds the everlasting deadheading getting extremely tiresome.

Lord only knows what will happen to the basil, thought the President of the Garden Club  as she drove away for the weekend.