President of the Garden Club
I am the sister of the President of the Garden Club. Long a dream, it is still hard for me to credit.
Sunday, April 2, 2017
meanwhile
The President of the Garden Club felt quite daring as she thought about donning the almost unmentionable garment in her bottom drawer: Short trousers!
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
meanwhile
When she saw the forsythia budding out already, the President of the Garden Club became quite cross.
Saturday, October 22, 2016
the president returns
Merideth let the dogs in and threw her hat on the kitchen
counter. Oh, it felt good to be home. It felt like she had been gone a year.
She went to the bedroom—now on the first floor—took off the dress and the hose
and the brassiere. It took less time than putting it all on, but more time to
strip down than it used to. Thank the Lord nobody wore girdles any more. That
would have been a challenge. Her fuzzy robe felt good. She didn’t have to make
supper after all of those delicious snacks. Maybe she would watch a little TV
before bed. It wasn’t even eight o’clock!
She turned on the
news. Oh no! There was her big
black-and-white print fanny getting hoisted up into Bobby’s van! Hells bells.
She had totally forgotten about the damn TV people. They had gotten that videotape
off the island quick. Or probably now they did it all with computers and
satellites or something.
She went to turn
the volume up, but it was too late. The clip was over. Was that local news, she
wondered, or national?
There was a knock
on the door. She hadn’t heard a car. “Yes? Oh, come in.”
“So what’s this
I hear about a moped?” said Bobby, taking a seat.
“That’s not the
worst of it. I just saw us all getting into your van on the television. My
backside was featured.”
“Quite the
celebrity. Too bad they didn’t get footage of you on the back of the moped. I
wish I had seen it myself.”
“Well where were
you? I needed some backup at that wake.”
“I felt sorry
for Kat. She was feeling lost and out of it. We watched the kangaroos.”
“Hmmf.”
“Was that a
‘hmm’ or a ‘humph?’”
“Both. Was this
out of the goodness of your heart or in the interests of the investigation.”
“Both.”
“Well, did you
find out anything?”
“I found out that
she spends much of her time in Santa Fe at a house she owned jointly with
Malcolm. I would suppose that on his death she becomes the sole owner.”
“Unless his half
is part of the estate.”
“No, I think she
has it free and clear now. At least that seemed to be her impression. She says
land there has appreciated enormously since they bought it twenty-some years
ago.”
“I don’t suppose
she could have sold without his permission. So she may have inherited a
windfall.”
“Yes, but a
house in Santa Fe is the least of it. There’s that house they’re building here,
the hotel, the bed and breakfast, the rental cottages. And that’s just on Block
Island. We have no idea what other property he may own. Or how much money he
had. Just that it is a lot.”
“It may have got
him killed.”
“It may have. But
I’ll let you get to bed. I just wanted to tell you that I have an appointment
at the police station tomorrow morning.”
“With Joseph?”
“Well he’s the
one who scheduled me, but it’s the mainland detective I’m to see. ‘Do not leave
the island without permission.’”
“All they have to
do is stake out the airport. They already watch the ferry.”
“I could escape
by private boat.”
“The dickens. I
suppose you could. If you had one.”
Friday, September 9, 2016
father figures
“This ought to be a celebration. Here I am on a beautiful
island, in a cozy restaurant, having a lovely dinner with my two wonderful
children. But everyone is too sad.”
“What happened to
Bobby?” Kate asked.
“He said he was
going to drive the cab this evening. He said something about making money while
he could,” said Kat.
“He thinks he’s
going to be arrested,” said Kate.
“Why would he?”
“I guess you
don’t know,” said Bill. “But he found Dad. And his fingerprints were all over
the place.”
“If he found him
that would be understandable.”
“And then there’s
the gun,” said Kate.
“Gun? He doesn’t
seem like the type.”
“We found a gun
at his place. In my backpack. I’ve been asked to stay on the island.”
Kat took a swig
of her martini. “By who?”
“The police
chief. Merideth’s son. I wasn’t on the island at the time Dad died, but I guess
I could be Bobby’s accomplice.”
“Or motive,”
said Bill. “If this were one of my shows, the rich father would have found the
poor taxi driver an unacceptable suitor for his daughter. Especially given the
age difference.”
“It wasn’t like
that,” said Kate. “Yes I loved him—still do—but in more of a friendship way. We
agreed to have a summer romance and then cut it off. And we did.”
“Friends with
benefits,” said Bill.
Kate blushed.
“I can see what
you saw in him,” said her mother. “But I can see why Malcolm wouldn’t like him.
Why Bobby must be my age!”
“He always has
these short-term relationships,” said Kate. “Probably attachment issues.”
“And we know
you have father issues,” said Kat.
“But I don’t
have a father any more,” said Kate.
Sunday, August 14, 2016
no rest
It was done. Catherine lay down on her bed fully dressed. It
was done. She was done. She wished she could retreat from the hotel. From the
staff and her brother and the children and just be alone. She and Mac had
planned to move into their dream house this summer. The walled garden was going to wow the Garden
Club, and maybe get her on the tour. Now, she didn’t know. Maybe she should
just sell it and leave the island. Go where though? Go home. But she had no
home. This suite in this hotel was as close as it came. And it didn’t feel like
home without him. She lay still and listened to the sound of the waves. That
nail gun. Oh my god.
There was a tap on
the door. No getting away.
“I’m here.”
Kate opened the
door a crack. Catherine sat up.
“I’m sorry. Were
you sleeping?”
“No, just wishing I
could.”
“It was a lovely
party. Thank you.”
“Even though
someone there probably killed your father.”
“What a thought. Anyway,
I don’t want to bother you, but I wanted to tell you, I thought you should
know, my mother showed up at the funeral. We didn’t know she was coming, Bill
and I. But anyway, we’re going out to dinner with her now. I just—didn’t want
to be doing something behind your back.”
“Thank you, said
Catherine. “Well, she was married to him for twenty years or something. I can understand
it.”
“I’ll leave you
alone. I just felt like you should know. Can I get you anything?”
“No. I just want
to be alone.”
“I hope you
sleep,” said Kate.
Sunday, August 7, 2016
moped mama
“Has Bobby got
here yet?”
“No, haven’t
seen him since he left with my mother,” said Kate.
“I should have brought my own car instead of
coming with you. It’s still at the cemetery. I’m ready to go home and put my
feet up. I suppose I could walk.”
“I’ll take you on
the moped,” offered Bill.
“I’m wearing a
skirt,” Merideth pointed out.
“You can sit
sidesaddle. Just keep your feet out of the spokes. It isn’t far.”
“True. Do you
think?”
“Sure,” said Bill.
“Come on. I’ll take you now.”
“Drive slowly!”
She awkwardly positioned herself behind him as he braced the machine with his
feet. She supposed she had to hold onto him. She put one arm around his waist. The
other hand held her hat on.
“Ready? Hang on.
Keep your feet out. Here we go!”
Oh, Lord. In her
eighties and riding pillion on a motorcycle. She hoped no one would see her.
But of course it would be all over the island by tomorrow.
Saturday, July 30, 2016
baked meats
The crowd was thinning out. The servers were able to
circulate with canapés. She accepted a square of pumpernickel with smoked
salmon and cream cheese. Earl was nowhere to be seen. Kate and her brother Bill
were huddled by the buffet table. No Kat. No Bobby either. She went over to
where Catherine Addams stood near the door, thanking people for coming. She
appeared to have her social veneer back in place. Makeup repaired. Demeanor
subdued but calm. It was hard to believe this was the same woman as the one who
had cracked at the funeral. Though this was the Catherine Merideth was familiar
with from garden club meetings.
“Did I tell you
how much I appreciated your flowers?” Catherine said now.
“Yes. I am so
sorry for your loss, Catherine.” Merideth couldn’t prevent herself from
glancing at the nearby flower arrangements of hothouse lilies and roses, so
different from the simple bouquet she had sent.
“I put yours in
our—my—room,” said Catherine. “They were so fresh and simple and—not
depressing.”
“What Kate had
to say at the memorial service was so interesting. And what you said was very
moving.”
“It was true,
too. I know people on this island don’t like me. They loved Mac, they accepted
his children, but they never liked me.”
“Islanders are
funny,” said Merideth. Perhaps they found you aloof or intimidating.”
Catherine turned
and looked her in the eye. “Listen. When I met Mac I was just Catie Ann
Slaughter from Toad Suck Ferry, Arkansas. Well not Toad Suck Ferry, but close
enough. I couldn’t measure up to his second wife in looks or his first wife in
class, as Kate is only too happy to remind me, but I tried to be worthy of
being his wife. To entertain, to move in the right circles, to keep the country
out of the girl.”
“Maybe that was
the problem. Islanders read you as hoity toity, when really you were just afraid
of making a misstep. Maybe now, without worrying about what you think your
husband wants, you can be more comfortable.”
She looked
angry, then sighed. “I don’t even know who I am any more.”
“It’s good that
your brother is here.”
“Jerry. I guess.
He certainly wasn’t here that first night when I really needed him. I couldn’t
even get him on the phone.” She broke off as a couple approached her. “Thank
you so much. Lovely of you. Oh yes. Soon.”
Merideth moved
off to let her get back to it.
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