Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Smelling a rat

As they bumped to a halt, the President of the Garden Club surveyed her demense. “Could anything be more beautiful?” she wondered aloud. The silvery cedar-shingled structure, inherited from her grandfather, dated from 18xx. Banked with heirloom roses and clematis, surrounded by the stone walls said to be built by Indian slaves, it was, she thought, a jewel, set amid emerald fields, the sea a distant sapphire. It was a storybook cottage. And she the old witch.
     She could already hear the dogs barking. Her son had said he’d feed them and let them out for a wee. But they were likely overdue. And sometimes he forgot; he had other duties. She clambered out and went to the house to open the front door, leaving her purse on the passenger seat.  This time she was going to pay, by gum!
      “Tucker! Get back here! Sister!” The dogs were even crazier than normal, but they weren’t running in circles the way they usually did. They ran directly to the potting shed down at the far corner of the yard, next to the Parsons Pink, budding beautifully now and starting to bloom. Must be an animal there. Rat, most likely. The island was getting overrun with the damn things since the Town Council had decided against putting out poison the way she always had. The rich people’s doggies might be imperiled. There were flattened rats on the roads even in town. She shrugged and went inside to go to the little girls’ room and change. After almost two days on the mainland of appointments and shopping, she was sick to death of wearing hose.
       As she finished changing into slacks and reapplying her signature ruby lipstick, she could hear Bobby carrying in the groceries. After an hour on the boat, she needed to get the cold stuff in the fridge right away.  As he pulled the van around back to unload the mulch, Meredith started putting away what she thought of as the pathetic food, in quality and quantity, that old people were supposed to eat. Yogurt, chicken breasts, cereal that tasted like sawdust.  Prunes, for goodness sake!
         “What did the doc say about your ticker?” Bobby asked, appearing at the back door.
      “Sound as a bell,” said Meredith.
      “That’s good to know,” said Bobby. “Because I think you ought to take a look at what’s behind your tool shed.”
       

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